Math Jokes

Did you hear about my two two's story? It's not hysterically funny, to have you laugh out loud, rolling around the floor. But, it is a silly, funny, mathematical misconception. Read all about it here.


  • What did one math book say to the other? Don't bother me, I have enough problems!

  • Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9 (seven ate nine). Do you want to hear this song?

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yasu game 


multiply in b.






we know a=b


A Haloween Joke 
I'm feeling halloweeney kind of festive, so here goes...

What does a mathematician say at the door on Halloween?

Trig or treat!

Three Kinds of People! 
There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't.


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